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Mar. 16th, 2012 | 06:10 pm
posted by: tma in ask_me_anything

Welcome to Ask Me Anything, a community for asking, and answering, some of life's less Googleable questions.

If you're new, please check out the community profile. As with an empty swimming pool, there's just a few things we'd like you to be aware of before diving in head first.

Feel free to join us on our IRC channel - the chat channel details are in the profile page above. Mibbit and browser add-ins like ChatZilla are easy ways to get into it even for the non-tech-savvy!

11/12/17 Current Community Events and Info:

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Jul. 10th, 2019 | 06:21 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything



when was the last time you had waffles?

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Ooga chucka

Jan. 24th, 2019 | 10:51 am
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

Does any othet species have females that will suck on the males penises until orgasm?

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work it

Dec. 6th, 2018 | 08:49 pm
posted by: joospjos in ask_me_anything

I was meant to celebrate a work accomplishment with my best friend and her husband tomorrow, but she had to cancel (for completely understandable and valid reasons). 

Any ideas of how I could celebrate instead?

I don't have a baby sitter so I can't have a big night out. But it would be nice to do something special to mark the occasion.

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Crappy question

Nov. 5th, 2018 | 11:42 am
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

Do you read while sitting on the toilet?

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Oct. 12th, 2018 | 12:06 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything



finishing position?

1
3(11.5%)
2
0(0.0%)
3
0(0.0%)
4
8(30.8%)
5
1(3.8%)
6
4(15.4%)
7
1(3.8%)
8
1(3.8%)
9
4(15.4%)
alone
4(15.4%)

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Sep. 27th, 2018 | 02:21 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

What is a tongue punch in the fart box?

Would you want one?

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Hey

Sep. 20th, 2018 | 01:52 pm
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Sep. 18th, 2018 | 06:43 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything




Who will win?

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What would you guess the average dick length is?

Sep. 13th, 2018 | 06:46 pm
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Sep. 3rd, 2018 | 09:58 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

Have you ever had a dress ruined by semen?

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Aug. 29th, 2018 | 10:06 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

http://webm.land/w/VaIT/

Have you ever put panties on a vacuum cleaner?

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Aug. 24th, 2018 | 08:19 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything



What is an appropriate punishment for slicing a pizza like that?

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Waitress stiffed a tip on a $735 takeout order, then fired after she complained on Facebook

Feb. 12th, 2018 | 11:13 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/waitress-stiffed-tip-735-takeout-order-fired-complained-facebook-211452391.html

Should she have been fired?

Do you tip on takeout?
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Is there a fish doctor in the house?

Aug. 6th, 2017 | 03:20 pm
posted by: salad_barbarian in ask_me_anything

After putting up with snails in my main tank for a while I finally decided that I'd try a new substrate. So when it came time to clean the tank I did a complete tear-down and replaced the gravel with black aquarium sand. Things did not go well. A lot of details and a few pictures under the cut.Read more...Collapse )
Anyone have any ideas as to what might be wrong? Is it the substrate like I've started to suspect? I've tried looking online and nothing I've seen has mentioned this stuff being dangerous. Something else that I haven't thought of? I tried to add as many details as I could think of but if there is any other info that you might need to help me just say so and I'll try to answer as best I can.

I know fish aren't like a dog or a cat but I still hate to bring them home and watch them die.

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Jun. 8th, 2017 | 03:11 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

I have about 10feet of vegetable garden with nothing planted in it yet.

I've already got tomatos, corn and sunflowers and pumpkins on the go.

What should I put in now?

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Mar. 15th, 2017 | 11:02 am
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

http://games.espn.com/tournament-challenge-bracket/2017/en_CA/

Why haven't you submitted a March Madness bracket yet? Are you just chicken? bock bock bock BWAK

the group you want to join after creating your bracket is AMA NCAA

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Feb. 5th, 2017 | 05:16 pm
posted by: salpukas in ask_me_anything

Who is Li and why is his bowl so super?

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Jan. 28th, 2017 | 08:24 pm
posted by: salpukas in ask_me_anything

Were you in the IN crowd?

yes
2(5.4%)
no
35(94.6%)

who was?

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Wedding advice and albums

Jan. 22nd, 2017 | 09:29 pm
posted by: velvetunicorn in ask_me_anything

Hello friends,

I'm recently engaged and one of the things I'd love is an engagement keepsake album that records memories of this time. My mom had one and I loved looking through it growing up. I just can't seem to find anything.

I'm fairly crafty but I'm not sure I want to pull together a scrapbook on my own. Do any of you know where I could find an engagement /wedding album like I've described?

Also, what is the one thing you discovered while planning your wedding that you weren't expecting? Any advice is most welcome.

Thank you!

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AMA Celebrity Dead Pool

Jan. 1st, 2017 | 11:51 am
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

Pick 3 celebrities or otherwise well known individuals. Youtubers are not celebrities. Don't make me smack your ass.

Your score will be their (100-their age)/(the # of people who picked them)

ie you'd get jack shit for Betty White. You might do ok with Justin Beiber.

Poll #2060573 AMA dead pool
This poll is closed.

dead 1

dead 2

dead 3



I'll lock this pool at the end of this week. Someone remind me in 2018 to add it up.

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i don't care for the fantasy genre

Dec. 23rd, 2016 | 02:09 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

What was the deal with that hobbit and that ring?

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Dec. 9th, 2016 | 08:05 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

How often do you change your nipple jewelry?

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How is your french

Dec. 3rd, 2016 | 03:39 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

Can you translate this short video from French to English?

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Dec. 1st, 2016 | 12:40 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

How are you celebrating #WorldAIDSDay ?

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in this post i break my own rule about using the word cuck

Dec. 1st, 2016 | 12:12 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

What is the best way to wish a fucking commie turncoat arrogant abandoning cuck prick a happy birthday?

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Nov. 23rd, 2016 | 01:16 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

Have you ever, or would you ever, wear a pants or shorts with a word printed across both ass cheeks?

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Here's an obvious question

Nov. 21st, 2016 | 10:44 am
posted by: dawgdays in ask_me_anything

What phobias (irrational fears) do you suffer from?

[I imagine this is actually a good spot for a trigger warning. If reading about you phobia would set you off, you might want to not open this post.]

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and if its less than 100km be safe

Nov. 13th, 2016 | 10:29 am
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

How far are you from Chistchurch, NZ?

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Oct. 22nd, 2016 | 05:45 pm
posted by: cherry_pizza in ask_me_anything

More often than not, in a year in which the US holds a Presidential election, the winner is almost certain to be named as Person of the Year in Time. considering the magazine's requirements that the PotY be whoever "for better or for worse...has done the most to influence the events of the year", the question now lingers:

Even if Clinton wins the election, would that qualification still suggest that it would need to be Trump who claims the title?

Debate away!

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Oct. 15th, 2016 | 12:36 pm
posted by: cherry_pizza in ask_me_anything

If it's teamed with rainbow or velvet pants, would it be clear that one is wearing a Trump supporter shirt ironically?

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Sep. 26th, 2016 | 12:32 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

http://i.imgur.com/sjQ2C2c.gifv

Do you think that 4th bunny is just sleeping?

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Sep. 2nd, 2016 | 12:14 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

Is it ok to bully a rapist?

thinking primarily about that douchenugget swimmer from Stanford who didn't get nearly enough time in jail. There seems to be quite the social media bullying campaign going on.

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Aug. 11th, 2016 | 05:53 pm
posted by: cherry_pizza in ask_me_anything

Do expensive hotels have dress codes or anything that requires guests to maintain an image?

I'll be having what will surely be my one and only stay at a Hilton hotel at the end of the month, and I'm really curious about whether my usual attire of velvet and tie dye will get scorned.

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Aug. 8th, 2016 | 12:29 am
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything



If you were going to join a collective of animals what would your collective group be?

I'm joining a romp of otters

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Apr. 26th, 2016 | 02:24 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

http://kdvr.com/2016/04/25/thong-thief-caught-on-camera-entering-womans-home-taking-her-underwear/

>Thong thief steals $1,200 worth of underwear from Denver woman’s apartment

What do you estimate the value of all your underwear is?

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Apr. 25th, 2016 | 01:45 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

http://i.imgur.com/3DJIFSC.gifv

have you ever bit off more than you can chew?

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Apr. 22nd, 2016 | 08:14 am
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

What were you doing at 7:26pm last Saturday?

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Mar. 29th, 2016 | 01:55 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

Are you brave enough to take a nude photo with your mom?

source ... some good inspiration for nude shots there if you care

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Mar. 24th, 2016 | 09:07 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything



is this funny?

funny!
5(23.8%)
not funny!
15(71.4%)
i can not watch the video as it is geolocked
1(4.8%)

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Tooth Fairy

Mar. 23rd, 2016 | 11:25 am
posted by: green_eyed_view in ask_me_anything

Did you get money when you lost a tooth as a kid?
How much?
How was it delivered to you? Under your pillow? By hand? In an envelope? In a pretentious hand made "tooth pillow"?
What if you lost the tooth? Would you still get money?

Here's a picture because

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Mar. 16th, 2016 | 02:40 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

Poll #2039798 slimmed down march madness

South scantillylclad 64

1. Kansas
7(87.5%)
16. Austin Peay
1(12.5%)

West scantillylclad 64

6 Texas
6(85.7%)
11 Northern Iowa
1(14.3%)

Midwest scantillylclad 64

7 Dayton
4(50.0%)
10 Syracuse
4(50.0%)

East scantillylclad 64

8 USC
3(37.5%)
9 Providence
5(62.5%)

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Baby gifts

Feb. 23rd, 2016 | 02:51 pm
posted by: juniper_mermaid in ask_me_anything

My friend's baby is turning one. What can i give as a gift that's not clothing or toys she'll outgrow in no time? I don't think savings bonds appreciate enough to make buying one worth it on my budget.
If you're a parent, what did you really like your child getting for their first birthday?

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Jan. 13th, 2016 | 11:25 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

This essay engages feminist science studies and theories of performativity to inject with dynamism familiar figurations of static being. Through the modalities of ethnographic writing, memory, and embodied experience, I enact a lively engagement with Canada’s Rocky Mountains. By shifting the way we understand this unique, constitutive feature of the Canadian West, I suggest an approach to ethics that expands categories of agency, disaggregating it from realms of human exceptionalism. Through the analytic of performativity, I attend to the dynamic and agentive capacity/ies of glacial bodies, mountains, and lichen—nonhuman bodies considered passive and inert by prevailing epistemologies—to make/materialize meaning. I animate the argument that what we call nature is not a passive, immutable surface on which culture is inscribed, but rather is the production of active, agential practices, each containing divergent wills to power immanent with the capacity to make cuts of their own. The aim of this writing is to think through how mountains, and other such complex living systems, might pose a necessary series of questions to prevailing epistemologies and systems of epistemological capture.

What???

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Your honor, I object!

Jan. 10th, 2016 | 10:36 pm
posted by: the_ayin in ask_me_anything

Is there any reason that legal briefs, motions, etc. cannot be written in iambic pentameter?

This question brought to you by my diminishing patience for legal motions, pretrial hearings, rules of service on court orders, and a bunch of other shit that you aren't supposed to have to do if you aren't a lawyer.

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Blog Promoting

Jan. 10th, 2016 | 11:05 am
mood: snotty
posted by: meowmensteen in ask_me_anything

I'd like to remind people in this community that this isn't the place for promoting your blogs/personal journals. If you really want to share your blog with us, you are welcome to tell us about it in the weekly Free For All Friday posts. Any further posts here promoting blogs will be deleted. Understood?
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Dec. 22nd, 2015 | 09:51 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything



Mama, can I huh, mama, can I huh, huh
Can I mama, won't you please let me, mama can I, huh?
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Dec. 17th, 2015 | 10:33 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything



Good news! NASA has found and earth like planet and its only 14 light years away! And they've built a ship that can make the trip in 20ish years! But for fuel it requires a small planet like Pluto.

Should we sacrifice and entire lifeless rock to further our domination of the universe?

fuck pluto lets get out there!
20(62.5%)
TransNeptunianLivesMatter
12(37.5%)

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oh! canada. our home a windy land....

Dec. 17th, 2015 | 02:39 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

http://www.cnn.com/2015/12/15/asia/china-canadian-company-selling-clean-air/

Canadian start-up sells bottled air to China, says sales booming

Poll #2031101 canada air

What flavour of Canadian air would you have in your house?

Canadian Rockies
11(34.4%)
Green Pasture Prarie
3(9.4%)
Alberta Oil Field
0(0.0%)
Manitoba Muskeg
1(3.1%)
Ontario sucks, Ontario suck
0(0.0%)
Quebec bullshit
1(3.1%)
Maritime Marine
2(6.2%)
Darcie's Ah! Caramel Frozen Dream
3(9.4%)
Marla's Laundry Hamper
3(9.4%)
MrFlagg's Bedroom After Midnight
2(6.2%)
Mike's Classroom
0(0.0%)
Poutine Shack
0(0.0%)
Maple Sugar Shack
5(15.6%)
Eddie Shack
0(0.0%)
Gordon Lightfoot's Ballsweat
1(3.1%)
Beiber Buzz
0(0.0%)

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