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Mar. 16th, 2012 | 06:10 pm
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Welcome to Ask Me Anything, a community for asking, and answering, some of life's less Googleable questions.

If you're new, please check out the community profile. As with an empty swimming pool, there's just a few things we'd like you to be aware of before diving in head first.

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18/01/14 Current Community Events and Info:
Darcie was going to change the sticky but didn't. Some crap about buying a house, I find it hard to believe she's too busy to be online all of the time.

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Nov. 26th, 2014 | 08:41 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

in #Ferguson whose side are you on?

the cops
7(38.9%)
the criminals
11(61.1%)

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Nov. 22nd, 2014 | 10:16 am
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

what time did you get up this morning?

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Jul. 5th, 2014 | 09:58 am
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

Is this really what passes for reasonable discourse in AMA these days?



no wonder this place has gone to shit

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Jul. 4th, 2014 | 11:05 pm
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Jun. 27th, 2014 | 11:13 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

How often do you just sit around the house feeling blue?

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TRIGGER WARNING: NOT TYPICAL MRFLAGG POST

May. 27th, 2014 | 04:00 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

In case you were unaware some asshole killed a bunch of people in California recently

Some people have seized upon this incident and are trying to promote it as an instance of misogyny and are using the hashtag #yesallwomen to try and promote their cause.

Isn't this kind of opportunistic? I don't think there is any doubt the dude was mentally ill. And he wasn't just mad at women he also hated the men and perhaps more seeing as he killed more men then women. Sure maybe some blue balls are what finally made him flip his lid but it seemed to me he hated everyone in society that didn't value his person.

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Jan. 9th, 2014 | 08:09 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

Are you a smoker?

yes
8(7.3%)
occasionally
11(10.0%)
exsmoker
10(9.1%)
no
81(73.6%)

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Jan. 5th, 2014 | 11:46 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

What is the first thing your eyes were drawn to in this picture?

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Jan. 4th, 2014 | 12:18 am
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything




you are feeling very sleepy. very sleepy indeed. you feel safe and warm and surrounded by friends who only want to feel as warm and safe as you. You are so warm you want to take your shirt off. and you feel so safe and are enjoying the moment so much you want to take pictures of yourself.

When you read snap in all capital letters you will suddenly awake with a great urge to post the most recent picture you took in the comments to this post.

SNAP

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Dec. 29th, 2013 | 01:07 am
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

Did you get a ring for Christmas?

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Dec. 16th, 2013 | 10:42 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything




what do you think about while giving head?

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Nov. 30th, 2013 | 12:04 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything



what are you watching on the boobtube today?

So far all I can find is My Girl which is depressing as fuck and a whole lot of news about the Scotland helicopter thing

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Nov. 27th, 2013 | 11:55 am
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

Have you had enough time to just hang out with your friends lately?

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Nov. 24th, 2013 | 12:13 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything



What have you done to bring sexy back?

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have you ever used a french tickler?

Nov. 22nd, 2013 | 10:04 pm
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Nov. 13th, 2013 | 12:14 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

What is your favourite cut of beef?

Neck and Clod
0(0.0%)
Chuck and Blade
0(0.0%)
Thick Rib
2(6.9%)
Brisket
1(3.4%)
Thin Rib
0(0.0%)
Fore Rib
0(0.0%)
Sirloin
13(44.8%)
Flank
2(6.9%)
Rump
1(3.4%)
Silverside
1(3.4%)
Top Side
1(3.4%)
Thick Flank
0(0.0%)
I'm vegtarded
8(27.6%)

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Nov. 12th, 2013 | 10:54 am
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

When was the last time someone gave you flowers?

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Nov. 11th, 2013 | 07:55 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

When will you be erecting your xmas tree?

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being a little cheeky today

Jul. 28th, 2013 | 12:21 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

Poll #1926355 Which are you wearing today?

Classic brief
11(7.0%)
High Cut brief
9(5.7%)
Control brief
0(0.0%)
Hipster
22(14.0%)
Bikini
46(29.3%)
Boyshorts
31(19.7%)
Tanga
8(5.1%)
Thong
5(3.2%)
Gstring
3(1.9%)
Depends
1(0.6%)
Commando
18(11.5%)
Other
3(1.9%)

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Dec. 5th, 2012 | 10:02 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

How do you prefer your wieners?

baked
2(3.3%)
boiled
5(8.2%)
pan fried
10(16.4%)
bbq'd
39(63.9%)
nuked
5(8.2%)

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Dec. 4th, 2012 | 10:31 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

Do you ever feel compelled to share things you just don't understand?

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nsfw

Dec. 2nd, 2012 | 03:49 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

What in the flying fuck is going on here? what is that green twisty thing?

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Dec. 2nd, 2012 | 01:55 pm
location: in your mind
mood: apathetic
music: The Night They Drove ol Dixie Down
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything



How often do you catch guys looking at your boobs?

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Nov. 22nd, 2012 | 01:48 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

You're stuck on Tatooine and you are starving to death. The only way to save yourself is to prostitute yourself. Which alien species will you shag (and some you have to do multiple times)

A Hutt (2x)
2(6.2%)
Rancor (1x)
3(9.4%)
The Sarlacc (1x)
2(6.2%)
vacationing Tauntauns (10x)
1(3.1%)
vacationing Ewoks (1000x)
3(9.4%)
Besalisk (10x)
3(9.4%)
Sand People (3x3somes)
12(37.5%)
Bith (1,000,000x ... musicians never have any money)
0(0.0%)
Gungan (10x ... but beware. they like to cuddle)
6(18.8%)
Toydarian (10x .. but barter carefully)
0(0.0%)

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Nov. 20th, 2012 | 12:09 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

If you're giving your man a blowjob and plan to start and finish in your mouth are you most likely to be

fully clothed
17(22.7%)
topless
19(25.3%)
bottomless
4(5.3%)
totally naked
21(28.0%)
a fictional characterization of myself
14(18.7%)


here is an album of cocksucking just to keep this post in character

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Nov. 17th, 2012 | 01:37 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

When do you have your most enjoyable orgasms

When you have a poop about ready to go.
1(1.5%)
Immediately post poop
2(3.0%)
At least 12 hours after poop
4(6.1%)
While pooping
0(0.0%)
I've never noticed
59(89.4%)

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Nov. 7th, 2012 | 09:11 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything



Too skinny?

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per cockinacruellers request

Nov. 6th, 2012 | 11:48 am
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

What colour bra do you have on today

15(11.6%)
1(0.8%)
11(8.5%)
1(0.8%)
30(23.3%)
5(3.9%)
36(27.9%)
28(21.7%)

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Nov. 6th, 2012 | 11:57 am
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

What kind of underwear are you wearing today

17(17.0%)
10(10.0%)
12(12.0%)
4(4.0%)
1(1.0%)
16(16.0%)
21(21.0%)
5(5.0%)
1(1.0%)
13(13.0%)

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Oct. 27th, 2012 | 12:59 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything



What is the current shape of your bush?

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Oct. 22nd, 2012 | 09:18 am
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

what would you like to get tattooed around your asshole?

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Ya you'd think I'd already know.

Oct. 22nd, 2012 | 08:48 am
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

IS there an image search facility (like google search by image or TinEye.com) that focuses purly on porn?

If not is this a business opportunity?

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Oct. 21st, 2012 | 02:24 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

Who the fuck is Julie?

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Oct. 19th, 2012 | 03:19 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

Could you masturbate in the same room as your mother on camera?

yes
1(2.3%)
no
42(97.7%)
only if my my mother was really hot
0(0.0%)

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Oct. 5th, 2012 | 09:19 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

How long has it been since you've sucked a dick?

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Oct. 4th, 2012 | 11:39 am
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

How is your beaver doing?

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Oct. 2nd, 2012 | 09:10 am
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

What is the collective noun for a group of assholes?

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Sep. 30th, 2012 | 11:40 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything



Do you need jacking instructions or can you handle it all on your own?

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Aug. 7th, 2012 | 12:47 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

What don't you look like?

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Aug. 7th, 2012 | 08:48 am
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

Foreskin Pride March to debut Saturday at Vancouver Art Gallery

Would you stand together with the intactivists for this march or can we snip your name from the list of supporters?

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Jun. 7th, 2012 | 02:23 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

Do you think your pussy looks best

17(40.5%)
10(23.8%)
15(35.7%)

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Jun. 6th, 2012 | 01:48 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything



Have you ditched the diaper?

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Jun. 6th, 2012 | 09:52 am
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

What is your favourite type of sausage

beef
5(8.6%)
chicken
1(1.7%)
turkey
5(8.6%)
pork
22(37.9%)
duck
1(1.7%)
penis
24(41.4%)

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Jun. 5th, 2012 | 03:58 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

Have you ever fucked on a picnic table?

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Jun. 5th, 2012 | 12:35 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

do you own a beret? or any other kind of jaunty cap?

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Jun. 3rd, 2012 | 03:37 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

Would you be upset with me if I had sex with your mom?

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May. 13th, 2012 | 10:14 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

assuming you were given a novelty sex toy as a gag gift, how long do you think you could have it sitting around before you decided to try it out?

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May. 13th, 2012 | 10:03 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

do you think your grandma masturbates?

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May. 11th, 2012 | 01:55 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

Is smoking sexy?

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