fumper (fumper) wrote in ask_me_anything,
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A department store Santa says to the little girl on his knee 'What would you like for Christmas this year Kylie?'

"A Barbie doll and a GI Joe doll.'

So Santa says to Kylie,, 'But doesn't Barbie come with Ken?'

She says, 'No. She comes with GI Joe. She fakes it with Ken.'


Got any Christmas jokes?
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