Will you tell us about your latest stupid injury?
Mine: I hurt both of my hands today. I have lost the key to my mail box, but I can just barely squeeze my hands inside and wriggle out the letters. Today I spent 20 minutes trying to get all my mail out (I've been away for 3 weeks so it was a lot). Once I had all my mail I went up to my flat and shortly afterwards I saw that the back of my hands were swollen and bruised. It's nothing serious of course but it looks really weird.