I opened the lid of the toliet and was about to sit down when out of the corner of my eye, I noticed something weird. Inside the toilet was a fucking huntsman spider. Arghhhhhhh holyfuckinggoditwasfuckinghugewhywasitinmytoilet?!?!
The spider is gone but I am still afraid to sit on the toilet. How long do you think I can hold it before I give in to desperation and use the loo?
Please try and make me feel better and tell me, what is the worst thing you have found in the toilet?