So, it's up to you guys and the general interbutt about what I can expect to do in terms of being a good womanthing and helping my man to survive the no doubt torturous and bloody, screaming hell that will by his recovery period.
Most of what I've found has been about kids getting their adenoids removed, but my manthing is 27 and obviously not a child (although manchild could be related).
What I'd like to know is-
How long is he going to feel like shit for?
Is he going to be able to talk, or are we going to have to talk in mime and a series of grunts and groans?
What foods should I avoid feeding him? What foods are good and easy to consume?
For how long should I avoid sticking a penis down his throat?