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Mar. 16th, 2012 | 06:10 pm
posted by: tma in ask_me_anything

Welcome to Ask Me Anything, a community for asking, and answering, some of life's less Googleable questions.

If you're new, please check out the community profile. As with an empty swimming pool, there's just a few things we'd like you to be aware of before diving in head first.

Feel free to join us on our IRC channel - the chat channel details are in the profile page above. Mibbit and browser add-ins like ChatZilla are easy ways to get into it even for the non-tech-savvy!

30/11/14 Current Community Events and Info:

I was going to write something inspiring here but it's not like anyone's even here to read it.

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Your honor, I object!

Jan. 10th, 2016 | 10:36 pm
posted by: the_ayin in ask_me_anything

Is there any reason that legal briefs, motions, etc. cannot be written in iambic pentameter?

This question brought to you by my diminishing patience for legal motions, pretrial hearings, rules of service on court orders, and a bunch of other shit that you aren't supposed to have to do if you aren't a lawyer.

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Blog Promoting

Jan. 10th, 2016 | 11:05 am
mood: snotty
posted by: meowmensteen in ask_me_anything

I'd like to remind people in this community that this isn't the place for promoting your blogs/personal journals. If you really want to share your blog with us, you are welcome to tell us about it in the weekly Free For All Friday posts. Any further posts here promoting blogs will be deleted. Understood?
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Dec. 22nd, 2015 | 09:51 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything



Mama, can I huh, mama, can I huh, huh
Can I mama, won't you please let me, mama can I, huh?
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Dec. 17th, 2015 | 10:33 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything



Good news! NASA has found and earth like planet and its only 14 light years away! And they've built a ship that can make the trip in 20ish years! But for fuel it requires a small planet like Pluto.

Should we sacrifice and entire lifeless rock to further our domination of the universe?

fuck pluto lets get out there!
18(64.3%)
TransNeptunianLivesMatter
10(35.7%)

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oh! canada. our home a windy land....

Dec. 17th, 2015 | 02:39 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

http://www.cnn.com/2015/12/15/asia/china-canadian-company-selling-clean-air/

Canadian start-up sells bottled air to China, says sales booming

Poll #2031101 canada air

What flavour of Canadian air would you have in your house?

Canadian Rockies
10(34.5%)
Green Pasture Prarie
3(10.3%)
Alberta Oil Field
0(0.0%)
Manitoba Muskeg
1(3.4%)
Ontario sucks, Ontario suck
0(0.0%)
Quebec bullshit
1(3.4%)
Maritime Marine
1(3.4%)
Darcie's Ah! Caramel Frozen Dream
3(10.3%)
Marla's Laundry Hamper
2(6.9%)
MrFlagg's Bedroom After Midnight
2(6.9%)
Mike's Classroom
0(0.0%)
Poutine Shack
0(0.0%)
Maple Sugar Shack
5(17.2%)
Eddie Shack
0(0.0%)
Gordon Lightfoot's Ballsweat
1(3.4%)
Beiber Buzz
0(0.0%)

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Dec. 3rd, 2015 | 07:57 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

do you have a garbarator/garbage disposal/food grinder thing in your sink so you can just grind and wash away organic matter in the sewers?

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Nov. 26th, 2015 | 01:06 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

http://gfycat.com/PleasedSilkyFlyingsquirrel

after watching that would you ever want to be born again?

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Oct. 26th, 2015 | 06:14 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

flaggjizzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

what does your bf/husband do for you that you just love?

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Oct. 17th, 2015 | 07:50 pm
mood: curious
posted by: ladyloki in ask_me_anything

How many night stands do you have?

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Oct. 12th, 2015 | 12:37 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

When it comes to digestion is there anything faster than the speed of corn?

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Oct. 7th, 2015 | 04:23 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything



how can I convince my low information fellow Canadians that voting Conservative is the right thing to do?

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Oct. 2nd, 2015 | 12:30 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything



Bear? Why are you breaking my things? Its not even food its just plastic

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Sep. 3rd, 2015 | 02:16 pm
posted by: cherry_pizza in ask_me_anything

Been doing the rounds of various career-building/jobseeking-themed websites (mostly US-based ones), and I keep seeing suggestions that interviewees should send 'thank you' notes to all members of their panel after the interview. The first time I saw it, I thought that it was a bit over-the-top, being nothing but transparent buttkissing. But the more I read, the more I see this being named as such a vital step.

Nobody I have asked here in Australia has ever heard of it, and everyone seems to agree with my opinion of it. So, are these 'thank you' notes actaully a standard thing in some places? Have you ever heard of it? Sent or receieved one?

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Aug. 31st, 2015 | 07:33 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

What 4 AMAers would you like to see re enact this gif?

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Aug. 3rd, 2015 | 03:20 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

bukake

i am a man and I have ejaculated on another persons face
9(15.5%)
i am a man and I have not ejaculated on another persons face
9(15.5%)
i am a woman and have had a man ejaculate on my face
25(43.1%)
i am a woman and have not had a man ejaculate on my face
15(25.9%)

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bonus points if you're drunk right now

Jul. 3rd, 2015 | 08:25 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything



Last time you got drunk how did you do it?

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Jun. 28th, 2015 | 04:20 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

I started a vlog. This is my first entry. Can I get some feedback?

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sex

Jun. 25th, 2015 | 12:40 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

I have never pulled out and ejaculated on a womans face.

Does this make me less than a real man?

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Jun. 24th, 2015 | 09:23 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

'"Music is art, and art is important and rare. Important, rare things are valuable. Valuable things should be paid for." --- Taylor Swift ... or maybe Hitler

Don't get me wrong I love TayTay and all but isn't her art about as rare and important as a McDonalds hamburger?

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Jun. 14th, 2015 | 01:58 am
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything



every had a movie poster make you horny?

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Haute Cuisine

Jun. 12th, 2015 | 10:40 am
posted by: ironchefgein in ask_me_anything


Will the addition of Mr. Flagg sauce make you more or less likely to head over to KFC for a $5 fill up?

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May. 23rd, 2015 | 11:43 am
posted by: cherry_pizza in ask_me_anything

Does corn on the cob actually need to be boiled/heated, or is it simply a case of that's the way I've always had it?

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Listen sweetheart....

May. 16th, 2015 | 06:03 pm
posted by: green_eyed_view in ask_me_anything

When is it ok to call someone darling?

When is it not ok to call someone darling?

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May. 8th, 2015 | 11:18 am
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

while driving 30 minutes ago, through my half open drivers window a bird has managed to shit on me.

Is this a sign I should buy a lottery ticket? or a sign the world hates me?

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Apr. 26th, 2015 | 07:08 am
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

I think busting a nut in Reese Witherspoon would be the greatest fucking thing ever.

What do you think would be the greatest thing ever?

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"treat a lady like a whore and a whore like a lady"

Apr. 24th, 2015 | 04:01 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

Can you please identify which you are so I know how to treat you?

whore
5(19.2%)
lady
13(50.0%)
dick
8(30.8%)

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Feb. 22nd, 2015 | 01:29 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

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this is where we bet on a game you don't care about

Feb. 1st, 2015 | 12:23 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

Poll #1997623 makin a grid
This poll is closed.

pick a letter.

a
1(2.6%)
b
2(5.1%)
c
1(2.6%)
d
4(10.3%)
e
5(12.8%)
f
9(23.1%)
g
6(15.4%)
h
2(5.1%)
i
3(7.7%)
j
6(15.4%)

pick a symbol

!
3(7.5%)
@
1(2.5%)
#
4(10.0%)
$
4(10.0%)
%
5(12.5%)
^
2(5.0%)
&
11(27.5%)
*
8(20.0%)
(
2(5.0%)
)
0(0.0%)


pick randomly. try not to pick what others have picked

THE GRID ...



S E A H A W K S i j


9 4 7 2 8 6 5 3 1 0
P 0 yuriko weirdedsel crassy crassy givinguponyou greeneyedview policraticus cynica thewebmistress joospjos
A 1 yuriko crazy_catlady karisitas crassy crassy crassy crassy crassy crassy crassy
T 2 yuriko coritiacus crassy starthieving greeneyedview silvers_shadows cynica cynica thewebmistress thewebmistress
R 3 yuriko minzplaying __heatheradair greeneyedview greeneyedview meowmensteen cynica cynica misplaced amigone
I 4 yuriko jocosa crassy thewebmistress frayed_11 MrFlagg piano_player_94 cynica cynica thewebmistress
O 6 yuriko homunculus crassy cobwebsinwhite greeneyedview greeneyedview thewebmistress thewebmistress chickadelle cynica
T 5 yuriko purpleworld8 stellarichards6 tediousandbrief greeneyedview greeneyedview maramaria beckyc thewebmistress thiscantbesoy
S 7 tabular_rasa iwantasoda crassy polkadotrose beautfl_tragedy lisasimpsonfan beckyc beckyc rosebranch cynica
( 8 yuriko marijuanakills marijuanakills marijuanakills marijuanakills marijuanakills incognita beckyc kimie_catclaw newwaytowrite
) 9 yuriko marijuanakills marijuanakills marijuanakills marijuanakills marijuanakills marijuanakills marijuanakills marijuanakills marijuanakills

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Jan. 19th, 2015 | 10:36 am
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything



What annoys you most about this individual

his stupid topic and sub rants
8(42.1%)
the Nighthawks painting without the anteater
1(5.3%)
the labels of his products turned towards the camera so you know how classy he is
2(10.5%)
the manufactured laughs in his speech
1(5.3%)
cleanly shaven head+3 days of beard growth
2(10.5%)
other
5(26.3%)

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Jan. 18th, 2015 | 11:38 am
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

Do you use the self cleaning feature on your oven

Yes
17(23.6%)
No
12(16.7%)
My oven doesn't have that
38(52.8%)
I don't own an oven
5(6.9%)

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Jan. 13th, 2015 | 10:02 am
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

In France a cartoonist who draws sexualized depictions of someones god is being hailed as a beacon for the free speech movement.

In Halifax, NS a group of boys who joked about hate fucking someone and repeated many of the internets most misogynist jokes are being virtually lynched by the media and many regulatory bodies for their speech.

What's the difference? If one of the women had killed the boys would we be defending their right to free speech?

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Dentistry students are excluded from this poll

Jan. 8th, 2015 | 08:50 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

Have you every wanted to hate fuck someone?

yes
18(34.0%)
no
32(60.4%)
what is that?
3(5.7%)

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(no subject)

Dec. 28th, 2014 | 11:51 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

Over this Christmas season my poop has really really started to stink bad. What do you think might be causing this?

Turkey
6(14.6%)
Stuffing
1(2.4%)
Chocolate
0(0.0%)
EggNog
11(26.8%)
Ginger Bread
4(9.8%)
Travelling so Much
4(9.8%)
Annoying Relatives
15(36.6%)

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Dec. 18th, 2014 | 02:16 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything



Will you be playing?

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Dec. 4th, 2014 | 08:16 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

Would you rather live in the ascendancy of a civilization or during its decline?

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Virtual trying room for jewelry

Nov. 28th, 2014 | 06:06 pm
posted by: leahg2007 in ask_me_anything

Hi there
I'm jewelry designer and internet shop owner. I'm looking for Virtual trying room for jewelry - to install it into my site.
Can anybody help?

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(no subject)

Nov. 26th, 2014 | 08:41 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

in #Ferguson whose side are you on?

the cops
8(38.1%)
the criminals
13(61.9%)

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(no subject)

Nov. 22nd, 2014 | 10:16 am
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

what time did you get up this morning?

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An inquiry... Furniture options

Nov. 21st, 2014 | 10:21 am
posted by: htpcl in ask_me_anything

Hey guys! See, as a Friday nonsense post, I'd like to make an inquiry with those of you who are a bit more well-versed in interior design. Would you like to help me select a bedroom furniture package and a living-room sofa? I'd be very grateful if you could give me your competent opinion. :-)

So, if you're willing to take the task, please select the best and second-best bedroom option, and the best and second-best living-room option. Thanks in advance!

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Nov. 20th, 2014 | 02:06 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything



WTF is wrong with Red Lobster? We had my dads 50th birthday party there and I really thought it was good quality.

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Nov. 20th, 2014 | 02:52 am
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

what is the plural of octopus

octopuses
18(27.3%)
octopi
40(60.6%)
octopodes
4(6.1%)
tentacle rape machines
3(4.5%)
red wing abacus beads
1(1.5%)

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(no subject)

Nov. 17th, 2014 | 11:21 am
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

Poll #1989348 ho ho ho

which shirt should be the xmas shirt of the year

12(30.0%)
9(22.5%)
13(32.5%)
6(15.0%)

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whats with all the douchebag shaming?

Nov. 14th, 2014 | 03:53 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything



This guy just helped land a vehicle on a fucking comet. Do you care what shirt he was wearing while he did it?

http://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-30053204

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(no subject)

Nov. 9th, 2014 | 12:09 pm
posted by: sally711 in ask_me_anything

Why do Americans say nasty things about Spiro Agnew?

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(no subject)

Oct. 11th, 2014 | 05:30 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

Cheesies that instead of cheese flavoured are pumpkin pie flavoured.

This is an awesome idea
4(10.5%)
This is an awful idea
16(42.1%)
I'm neutral on this idea
2(5.3%)
I don't trust MrFlagg not to change all of these answers into penises later
16(42.1%)

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Honda Fit

Oct. 1st, 2014 | 09:58 am
posted by: shiningstar55 in ask_me_anything

I'm gearing up (har har) to purchase a new car for the first time ever.  I've had my heart set on a Honda Fit and I know that's the car I'm going to buy.  The new 2015 versions just came out and they're the ones I've been seeing at car lots.  However, I really want to buy a 2014 version to save a little money while essentially getting the same quality of car.  I don't know how to go about finding a new 2014 version, though.  Like I said, I've only been seeing the 2015 versions at dealerships, and since I'm not ready to throw down money TODAY, I don't want to go inside and ask the employees this question.  Online inventories don't include them, either.  Is it possible that all of the 2014 versions sold and the only new Honda Fits available are the 2015s?
If it helps, I'm in Lexington, KY, and have both Cincinnati and Louisville as options if I need to look in "bigger cities."
I feel like this should be so simple, yet I cannot figure it out.  

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(no subject)

Sep. 18th, 2014 | 10:52 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

How many of your nipples are pierced?

I have zero pierced nipples
76(91.6%)
I have one pierced nipples
0(0.0%)
I have two pierced nipples
7(8.4%)
I have three or more pierced nipples
0(0.0%)

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onion rings

Sep. 15th, 2014 | 11:54 am
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

When was the last time you had onion rings?

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(no subject)

Sep. 4th, 2014 | 01:24 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

which would enhance your life more?

A Vince Gill song on your phone
8(33.3%)
a fart app on your phone?
16(66.7%)

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