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Mar. 16th, 2012 | 06:10 pm
posted by: tma in ask_me_anything

Welcome to Ask Me Anything, a community for asking, and answering, some of life's less Googleable questions.

If you're new, please check out the community profile. As with an empty swimming pool, there's just a few things we'd like you to be aware of before diving in head first.

Feel free to join us on our IRC channel - the chat channel details are in the profile page above. Mibbit and browser add-ins like ChatZilla are easy ways to get into it even for the non-tech-savvy!

30/11/14 Current Community Events and Info:

I was going to write something inspiring here but it's not like anyone's even here to read it.

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How is your french

Dec. 3rd, 2016 | 03:39 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

Can you translate this short video from French to English?

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Dec. 1st, 2016 | 12:40 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

How are you celebrating #WorldAIDSDay ?

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in this post i break my own rule about using the word cuck

Dec. 1st, 2016 | 12:12 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

What is the best way to wish a fucking commie turncoat arrogant abandoning cuck prick a happy birthday?

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Nov. 23rd, 2016 | 01:16 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

Have you ever, or would you ever, wear a pants or shorts with a word printed across both ass cheeks?

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Here's an obvious question

Nov. 21st, 2016 | 10:44 am
posted by: dawgdays in ask_me_anything

What phobias (irrational fears) do you suffer from?

[I imagine this is actually a good spot for a trigger warning. If reading about you phobia would set you off, you might want to not open this post.]

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and if its less than 100km be safe

Nov. 13th, 2016 | 10:29 am
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

How far are you from Chistchurch, NZ?

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Oct. 22nd, 2016 | 05:45 pm
posted by: cherry_pizza in ask_me_anything

More often than not, in a year in which the US holds a Presidential election, the winner is almost certain to be named as Person of the Year in Time. considering the magazine's requirements that the PotY be whoever "for better or for worse...has done the most to influence the events of the year", the question now lingers:

Even if Clinton wins the election, would that qualification still suggest that it would need to be Trump who claims the title?

Debate away!

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Oct. 15th, 2016 | 12:36 pm
posted by: cherry_pizza in ask_me_anything

If it's teamed with rainbow or velvet pants, would it be clear that one is wearing a Trump supporter shirt ironically?

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Sep. 26th, 2016 | 12:32 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

http://i.imgur.com/sjQ2C2c.gifv

Do you think that 4th bunny is just sleeping?

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Sep. 2nd, 2016 | 12:14 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

Is it ok to bully a rapist?

thinking primarily about that douchenugget swimmer from Stanford who didn't get nearly enough time in jail. There seems to be quite the social media bullying campaign going on.

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Aug. 11th, 2016 | 05:53 pm
posted by: cherry_pizza in ask_me_anything

Do expensive hotels have dress codes or anything that requires guests to maintain an image?

I'll be having what will surely be my one and only stay at a Hilton hotel at the end of the month, and I'm really curious about whether my usual attire of velvet and tie dye will get scorned.

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Aug. 8th, 2016 | 12:29 am
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything



If you were going to join a collective of animals what would your collective group be?

I'm joining a romp of otters

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Apr. 26th, 2016 | 02:24 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

http://kdvr.com/2016/04/25/thong-thief-caught-on-camera-entering-womans-home-taking-her-underwear/

>Thong thief steals $1,200 worth of underwear from Denver woman’s apartment

What do you estimate the value of all your underwear is?

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Apr. 25th, 2016 | 01:45 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

http://i.imgur.com/3DJIFSC.gifv

have you ever bit off more than you can chew?

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Apr. 22nd, 2016 | 08:14 am
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

What were you doing at 7:26pm last Saturday?

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Mar. 29th, 2016 | 01:55 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

Are you brave enough to take a nude photo with your mom?

source ... some good inspiration for nude shots there if you care

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Mar. 24th, 2016 | 09:07 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything



is this funny?

funny!
5(23.8%)
not funny!
15(71.4%)
i can not watch the video as it is geolocked
1(4.8%)

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Tooth Fairy

Mar. 23rd, 2016 | 11:25 am
posted by: green_eyed_view in ask_me_anything

Did you get money when you lost a tooth as a kid?
How much?
How was it delivered to you? Under your pillow? By hand? In an envelope? In a pretentious hand made "tooth pillow"?
What if you lost the tooth? Would you still get money?

Here's a picture because

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Mar. 16th, 2016 | 02:40 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

Poll #2039798 slimmed down march madness

South scantillylclad 64

1. Kansas
7(87.5%)
16. Austin Peay
1(12.5%)

West scantillylclad 64

6 Texas
6(85.7%)
11 Northern Iowa
1(14.3%)

Midwest scantillylclad 64

7 Dayton
4(50.0%)
10 Syracuse
4(50.0%)

East scantillylclad 64

8 USC
3(37.5%)
9 Providence
5(62.5%)

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Baby gifts

Feb. 23rd, 2016 | 02:51 pm
posted by: juniper_mermaid in ask_me_anything

My friend's baby is turning one. What can i give as a gift that's not clothing or toys she'll outgrow in no time? I don't think savings bonds appreciate enough to make buying one worth it on my budget.
If you're a parent, what did you really like your child getting for their first birthday?

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Jan. 13th, 2016 | 11:25 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

This essay engages feminist science studies and theories of performativity to inject with dynamism familiar figurations of static being. Through the modalities of ethnographic writing, memory, and embodied experience, I enact a lively engagement with Canada’s Rocky Mountains. By shifting the way we understand this unique, constitutive feature of the Canadian West, I suggest an approach to ethics that expands categories of agency, disaggregating it from realms of human exceptionalism. Through the analytic of performativity, I attend to the dynamic and agentive capacity/ies of glacial bodies, mountains, and lichen—nonhuman bodies considered passive and inert by prevailing epistemologies—to make/materialize meaning. I animate the argument that what we call nature is not a passive, immutable surface on which culture is inscribed, but rather is the production of active, agential practices, each containing divergent wills to power immanent with the capacity to make cuts of their own. The aim of this writing is to think through how mountains, and other such complex living systems, might pose a necessary series of questions to prevailing epistemologies and systems of epistemological capture.

What???

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Your honor, I object!

Jan. 10th, 2016 | 10:36 pm
posted by: the_ayin in ask_me_anything

Is there any reason that legal briefs, motions, etc. cannot be written in iambic pentameter?

This question brought to you by my diminishing patience for legal motions, pretrial hearings, rules of service on court orders, and a bunch of other shit that you aren't supposed to have to do if you aren't a lawyer.

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Blog Promoting

Jan. 10th, 2016 | 11:05 am
mood: snotty
posted by: meowmensteen in ask_me_anything

I'd like to remind people in this community that this isn't the place for promoting your blogs/personal journals. If you really want to share your blog with us, you are welcome to tell us about it in the weekly Free For All Friday posts. Any further posts here promoting blogs will be deleted. Understood?
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Dec. 22nd, 2015 | 09:51 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything



Mama, can I huh, mama, can I huh, huh
Can I mama, won't you please let me, mama can I, huh?
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Dec. 17th, 2015 | 10:33 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything



Good news! NASA has found and earth like planet and its only 14 light years away! And they've built a ship that can make the trip in 20ish years! But for fuel it requires a small planet like Pluto.

Should we sacrifice and entire lifeless rock to further our domination of the universe?

fuck pluto lets get out there!
20(62.5%)
TransNeptunianLivesMatter
12(37.5%)

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oh! canada. our home a windy land....

Dec. 17th, 2015 | 02:39 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

http://www.cnn.com/2015/12/15/asia/china-canadian-company-selling-clean-air/

Canadian start-up sells bottled air to China, says sales booming

Poll #2031101 canada air

What flavour of Canadian air would you have in your house?

Canadian Rockies
11(35.5%)
Green Pasture Prarie
3(9.7%)
Alberta Oil Field
0(0.0%)
Manitoba Muskeg
1(3.2%)
Ontario sucks, Ontario suck
0(0.0%)
Quebec bullshit
1(3.2%)
Maritime Marine
2(6.5%)
Darcie's Ah! Caramel Frozen Dream
3(9.7%)
Marla's Laundry Hamper
2(6.5%)
MrFlagg's Bedroom After Midnight
2(6.5%)
Mike's Classroom
0(0.0%)
Poutine Shack
0(0.0%)
Maple Sugar Shack
5(16.1%)
Eddie Shack
0(0.0%)
Gordon Lightfoot's Ballsweat
1(3.2%)
Beiber Buzz
0(0.0%)

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Dec. 3rd, 2015 | 07:57 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

do you have a garbarator/garbage disposal/food grinder thing in your sink so you can just grind and wash away organic matter in the sewers?

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Nov. 26th, 2015 | 01:06 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

http://gfycat.com/PleasedSilkyFlyingsquirrel

after watching that would you ever want to be born again?

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Oct. 26th, 2015 | 06:14 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

flaggjizzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

what does your bf/husband do for you that you just love?

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Oct. 17th, 2015 | 07:50 pm
mood: curious
posted by: ladyloki in ask_me_anything

How many night stands do you have?

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Oct. 12th, 2015 | 12:37 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

When it comes to digestion is there anything faster than the speed of corn?

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Oct. 7th, 2015 | 04:23 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything



how can I convince my low information fellow Canadians that voting Conservative is the right thing to do?

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Oct. 2nd, 2015 | 12:30 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything



Bear? Why are you breaking my things? Its not even food its just plastic

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Sep. 3rd, 2015 | 02:16 pm
posted by: cherry_pizza in ask_me_anything

Been doing the rounds of various career-building/jobseeking-themed websites (mostly US-based ones), and I keep seeing suggestions that interviewees should send 'thank you' notes to all members of their panel after the interview. The first time I saw it, I thought that it was a bit over-the-top, being nothing but transparent buttkissing. But the more I read, the more I see this being named as such a vital step.

Nobody I have asked here in Australia has ever heard of it, and everyone seems to agree with my opinion of it. So, are these 'thank you' notes actaully a standard thing in some places? Have you ever heard of it? Sent or receieved one?

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Aug. 31st, 2015 | 07:33 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

What 4 AMAers would you like to see re enact this gif?

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Aug. 3rd, 2015 | 03:20 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

bukake

i am a man and I have ejaculated on another persons face
9(15.3%)
i am a man and I have not ejaculated on another persons face
9(15.3%)
i am a woman and have had a man ejaculate on my face
25(42.4%)
i am a woman and have not had a man ejaculate on my face
16(27.1%)

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bonus points if you're drunk right now

Jul. 3rd, 2015 | 08:25 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything



Last time you got drunk how did you do it?

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(no subject)

Jun. 28th, 2015 | 04:20 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

I started a vlog. This is my first entry. Can I get some feedback?

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sex

Jun. 25th, 2015 | 12:40 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

I have never pulled out and ejaculated on a womans face.

Does this make me less than a real man?

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(no subject)

Jun. 24th, 2015 | 09:23 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

'"Music is art, and art is important and rare. Important, rare things are valuable. Valuable things should be paid for." --- Taylor Swift ... or maybe Hitler

Don't get me wrong I love TayTay and all but isn't her art about as rare and important as a McDonalds hamburger?

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Jun. 14th, 2015 | 01:58 am
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything



every had a movie poster make you horny?

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Haute Cuisine

Jun. 12th, 2015 | 10:40 am
posted by: ironchefgein in ask_me_anything


Will the addition of Mr. Flagg sauce make you more or less likely to head over to KFC for a $5 fill up?

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May. 23rd, 2015 | 11:43 am
posted by: cherry_pizza in ask_me_anything

Does corn on the cob actually need to be boiled/heated, or is it simply a case of that's the way I've always had it?

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Listen sweetheart....

May. 16th, 2015 | 06:03 pm
posted by: green_eyed_view in ask_me_anything

When is it ok to call someone darling?

When is it not ok to call someone darling?

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May. 8th, 2015 | 11:18 am
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

while driving 30 minutes ago, through my half open drivers window a bird has managed to shit on me.

Is this a sign I should buy a lottery ticket? or a sign the world hates me?

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Apr. 26th, 2015 | 07:08 am
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

I think busting a nut in Reese Witherspoon would be the greatest fucking thing ever.

What do you think would be the greatest thing ever?

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"treat a lady like a whore and a whore like a lady"

Apr. 24th, 2015 | 04:01 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

Can you please identify which you are so I know how to treat you?

whore
5(18.5%)
lady
13(48.1%)
dick
9(33.3%)

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(no subject)

Feb. 22nd, 2015 | 01:29 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

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this is where we bet on a game you don't care about

Feb. 1st, 2015 | 12:23 pm
posted by: mrflagg in ask_me_anything

Poll #1997623 makin a grid
This poll is closed.

pick a letter.

a
1(2.6%)
b
2(5.1%)
c
1(2.6%)
d
4(10.3%)
e
5(12.8%)
f
9(23.1%)
g
6(15.4%)
h
2(5.1%)
i
3(7.7%)
j
6(15.4%)

pick a symbol

!
3(7.5%)
@
1(2.5%)
#
4(10.0%)
$
4(10.0%)
%
5(12.5%)
^
2(5.0%)
&
11(27.5%)
*
8(20.0%)
(
2(5.0%)
)
0(0.0%)


pick randomly. try not to pick what others have picked

THE GRID ...



S E A H A W K S i j


9 4 7 2 8 6 5 3 1 0
P 0 yuriko weirdedsel crassy crassy givinguponyou greeneyedview policraticus cynica thewebmistress joospjos
A 1 yuriko crazy_catlady karisitas crassy crassy crassy crassy crassy crassy crassy
T 2 yuriko coritiacus crassy starthieving greeneyedview silvers_shadows cynica cynica thewebmistress thewebmistress
R 3 yuriko minzplaying __heatheradair greeneyedview greeneyedview meowmensteen cynica cynica misplaced amigone
I 4 yuriko jocosa crassy thewebmistress frayed_11 MrFlagg piano_player_94 cynica cynica thewebmistress
O 6 yuriko homunculus crassy cobwebsinwhite greeneyedview greeneyedview thewebmistress thewebmistress chickadelle cynica
T 5 yuriko purpleworld8 stellarichards6 tediousandbrief greeneyedview greeneyedview maramaria beckyc thewebmistress thiscantbesoy
S 7 tabular_rasa iwantasoda crassy polkadotrose beautfl_tragedy lisasimpsonfan beckyc beckyc rosebranch cynica
( 8 yuriko marijuanakills marijuanakills marijuanakills marijuanakills marijuanakills incognita beckyc kimie_catclaw newwaytowrite
) 9 yuriko marijuanakills marijuanakills marijuanakills marijuanakills marijuanakills marijuanakills marijuanakills marijuanakills marijuanakills

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